Name: Mark J. Uberti
Current Song: “Have a Holly Jolly Christmas” –Since this website is publically operated now, I feel that I should be a part of it. While you may know all about RAN3′s life, I feel that you know nothing about my vast life of knowledge. I was born in Michigan, and live there currently. I now attend the University of Mich. to continue with the entire “Michigan” trend. My average day cosisits of getting up for class, then I go to class while counting the good looking girls who attend the University. I have now been here 3 months and I have counted 4 good looking girls here. I figure one a month is a positive thing. While in class, I contemplate the meaning of life and I have come to the conclusion that there is absolutely no meaning but to try to upset as many people as you can. The U of M is a very liberal envirnoment, but I happen to be an advocate of conservative ideals, so it provides a major challenge to convert everyone here, but I am doing a decent job. Back to my day. I go to other classes and just pray that the end is near. Dinner usually occurs at the All-Girls dining hall on campus. I still have yet to encounter a girl who is submissive enough for my liking, and a girl who shaves at least once a day is tough to come by too. Although I talk about women quite a bit, that is not why I am here getting my higher education. I plan on becoming successful enough to run for president of the United States, where then I will put everyone I don’t like in Wyoming or one of the other square states that we don’t really use and then life will be better off. People call me “off the wall,” I think it’s just a normal thought that people do not regularly say out loud. Well, that’s my life. Come and visit my door’s always open– ha, you really believe that?! Bye
