Drunk IMs

Current Music: none So last night when we was all drunk (I love grammar don’t you?) I asked everyone to leave me drunken IM’s telling me what they did and I got some pretty funny ones so I’m puttin them up.

Jared says:
HobbledehoyJ (3:26:22 AM): It’s 3;30 now!
HobbledehoyJ (3:26:24 AM): I just got home
HobbledehoyJ (3:26:29 AM): We lost Exner
HobbledehoyJ (3:26:31 AM): But found him
HobbledehoyJ (3:26:35 AM): Thank goodnes
HobbledehoyJ (3:26:38 AM): Kid was about to puke
HobbledehoyJ (3:26:48 AM): I got Bells Pizza it tasted like butter on cheese
HobbledehoyJ (3:26:54 AM): Sick and yummmmmy
HobbledehoyJ (3:26:58 AM): We went to a frat party
HobbledehoyJ (3:27:15 AM): How funny is that… but it was fun, I danced with so many nasty hoes… and hoes… the kind that define the word hoe
HobbledehoyJ (3:27:19 AM): Ugly bitches too
HobbledehoyJ (3:27:29 AM): I got shot down by some nasty ones, but we didn’t give up
HobbledehoyJ (3:27:49 AM): We just fuckin walked around that place dancing with whatever had boobs and a tight patoootie
HobbledehoyJ (3:27:54 AM): It was hillarious
HobbledehoyJ (3:28:10 AM): I always say I hate frat parties
HobbledehoyJ (3:28:19 AM): But fuck that, when you don’t give a shit they are funny as hell’

Justin says:
ShadyDT313 (5:15:17 AM): well it’s 5:15 and I had about 15 shots of O/Triple Sec and I’m drunk as fuk and I just got back from Rma’s horn and it was good. I have some hoe sleepin on my couch (Jess)

Jeremy says:
“Rob I don’t want my screen name on the website.” Lol hes a bitch like that.

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